Contaminagious

(Adj.) Something virulently filthy. Simply the idea of this thing can make people sick.

The toilet at the Japanese place on soi 39 is contaminagious.

by Winterkorn September 5, 2014

Contaminated Goat

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.

Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!

by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

Cross Cuntamination

When a man is having sex with two or more women and pulls directly out of one and penetrates the other without rinsing his penis or condom. Seen in many porn flicks.

Wow! That orgy scene had massive amounts of cross cuntamination going on! I bet everyone's genitals rotted out after filming!

by Detr September 6, 2013

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011

Cuntaminate

For an insecure and controlling woman to attend a men's day out uninvited.

Brah your bitch is going to cuntaminate guys night; tell your her to go home so we can get drunk and go to the strip club, maybe play some mailbox baseball!

by Mato Hoksila December 25, 2014

Cuntaminated

When a group of people, usually in a position of power, are abusing or neglecting their power and behaving like total cunts.

The whole of the council cabinet has become cuntaminated an needs to step down.

by KC AJ July 4, 2017

contaminate

To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.

Dude, let's get out here. Someone contaminated this place with country.

by edstar77 April 9, 2014