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Concierge

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.
Concierge: Thank you for calling concierge services, how can I help you?
Mr. Smith: I'm flying into NYC this weekend and need to book the best hotel and booty bar please.
Concierge: Sure (googles "best hotel in NYC" then "best strip club in NYC" and proceeds to book reservations). Mr. Smith, your reservations have been made.
by JDL 2010 September 25, 2010
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conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.
I've got a ten time winning conker
by xxx April 23, 2003
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Conker's bad fur day

The most funny game to ever come to N64 and the gaming community as a whole (Goldeneye might be a bit better and just a little bit). It has movie parodies of the following films:-

-Jaws
-Full Metal Jacket
-Terminator (2)
-Matrix
-Alien(s)
-Saving Private Ryan
-Rambo
-Some vampire thingy with Keanu Reeves
-some goodfellas rip off (the wasps....you know what i mean)
-and so many many more

Everyone ((greystation/blackstation 2 that makes some dumb noise)fans)was expecting this to be a Banjo Kazzooie knock off but they got donkey punched
Normal Person:-hey have you ever played Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64 or even Xbox live?

some playstation fan:-its 4 wusses i like GTA because i am a clone and go into a dream like state when i play.......moannnnnnnnnn..

Normal Person:- wow you are very open minded....
by Sharpy69 December 6, 2006
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conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.
"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"
by ReverandWill February 3, 2007
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Concierge

A concierge is trained in the art of fanciness and pleasure.
by Mercy Mercy Mild June 27, 2011
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Conker

A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.

Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
by ph4sma September 14, 2011
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conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved
I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls
by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017
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