conglomerate

A wad of toilet paper loosely held together by freshly ejaculated semen.

The global media conglomerate, News Corp.

by SGT_R_LEE January 6, 2005

Conglomerate

When masturbating profusely without lubrication, a large welp will form on the penis.

I jerked it for so long, I had two conglomerates on my dick head!

by Danger March 10, 2003

Conglomerate Party Toilet

The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.

“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”

by Bleeding ball sack October 15, 2021

conglumerate

A sizeable collective of smaller groups whose members aren't overly thrilled with how things are going.

Telemarketing is majorly hyped as an effective sales tool, but when all is said and done, da majority of said phone-wielding employees form a huge conglumerate, with long hours glued to da handset and little paying-customer-volume to show for it!

by QuacksO April 14, 2024

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024