The sexiest person alive. The one person that everyone wants to have. But they know they can't because he's to hard to get and no one can work up the courage to tell him.
by Not me March 15, 2015
by "The Guy"-The original January 15, 2007
A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
by TwistedTwidget April 29, 2006
by Jerktart February 29, 2012
Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.
by MikeTDK November 02, 2007
Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle
by AnnoyedNavyNuke April 28, 2005
When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.
by Max Maddox April 07, 2007