The mascot of 7chan, Conductor Cat led the masses on their /b/day exodus from 4chan. He and The Fury remain vigilant against the fail that forever threatens 7chan.
by Air Force Anon December 23, 2007
Get the conductor cat mug.When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.
Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"
Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."
Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'
Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."
Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"
Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."
Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"
Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"
Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."
Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'
Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."
Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"
Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."
Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"
Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"
Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020
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by SkankinPunk October 16, 2009
Get the Mad Conductor mug.The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."
The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.
by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009
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Get the rectum conductor mug.A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.
A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.
by dubcaps February 8, 2009
Get the Failroad Conductor mug.A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.
She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.
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