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Congrenading

Term used in a situation where a "grenade" has one or more of her "grenade" friends over. This gathering usually involves two plus grenades, lots of chatter, and terrible music. Completely devoid of hot friends.
Hearing the voice of his grenade housemate and one of her unknown friends, the bro left his room only to find that the grenade was CONGRENADING, and more were on the way.
by WVRower December 6, 2010
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Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015
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Condensity

The eggplant hummus has the same condensity as KFC’s mash potatoes with gravy!
by YoYoYach May 15, 2019
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Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020
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Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.
I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.
by The_Eggos January 5, 2015
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john condron

Lead vocalist and founder for We Stole Saturday, formerly Scars of our Youth.
John Condron founded We Stole Saturday alongside his brother, then-vocalist Aaron Condron and former Drummer Evan Corcoran. The current Lineup consists of guitarists Brandon Gately and Alexx Krol, bassist Joshua Fitzmaurice and drummer Adam Dillon.
by weirdyrandommetal1977 November 1, 2015
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Slime condensate

Slime condensate is a crafting material in genshin impact, however it has MANY uses to to the fandom, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep it that way.
Albedo grabbed his slime condensate
by Jelly-belly-boo July 29, 2021
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