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Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:
So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.
by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014
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condesplain

A non-sexist way to describe mansplaining: assuming your audience doesn't have the knowledge, experience or intelligence to understand what you are saying without a thoroughly condescending explanation of what you mean. Explaining with condescension is gender-neutral and universal.
While telling me about how cool the video was for "This is America", Arlene condesplained to me that Donald Glover and Childish Gambino are the same person, because obviously I didn't know that since I am in my late 40's and I am scared of the interwebs.
by Amanda Huggandkiss June 12, 2018
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condescending prick

Someone who thinks all their actions, thoughts, opinions and tastes are better than anybody's else.

ps: Very often condescending pricks are also pseudo-intellectuals. However pseudo-intellectuals tend to be more subtle.
JOE - This beer is pretty good huh?
CP - Please... this? It's shit. You should try the beer I've had in Germany, now that was worth drinking. This is just piss.
JOE - You're such a condescending prick.
by Dmitry Karamazov December 19, 2012
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condesending

to talk down to.
My father is very condesending towards me.
by CJayyyyyyyyyadlfakj February 26, 2011
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Condescending lol/lmao

The act of explaining something to someone, but adding a lol at the end, to make the other person feel bad, even they are in the right. This can also be a lmao, or even an XD, (however; the latter is much more cringy, and is more often used by furries)
Person A: How many turnips do I need to buy from Daisy Mae to get bamboo shoots, in animal crossing?

Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.

Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.

Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.

Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.
by NickPikk April 19, 2020
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panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.
I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.
by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009
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condescending elitist

A asshole who thinks they are better then some other person and they make sure that that person knows about it.
Person 1- Hey asshole, Still doing the same shitty thing.
Person 2- why don't you shut up, you condescending elitist!
by Dark Assasin March 3, 2016
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