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condombobble

The little floppy bit at the end of a condom.
Sometimes used by under endowed men to put thier entire winkle into
uh oh, the condombobble broke!
by PGTips April 26, 2006
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conboobulated

A word to describe an uncomfortable bra that squashes and pinches.
Jenny beat herself up for not washing her clothes before the party. The only clean clothes left in her drawer was a ratty t-shirt and a conboobulated old bra from junior high.
by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017
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cronbomb

A technique of writing a Unix cron job to perform a task sometime in the future. The task is usually somewhat malicious in nature, but is usually repaired with the same script in order to create an intermittent problem. This is ususally performed by disgruntled IT workers with root access to a Unix or Linux system.
A cronbomb would look like the following logic:

Example 1:
Remove critical line from apache server
Restart Apache knowing it will fail
Wait 10 to 15 minutes

Put critical line back

Example 2:
change the contents of a homepage/information page to display whatever image or contents you choose.
Wait 10 to 15 minutes

Change contents back to original contents

The key is returning the contents back to the original in a timely manor as to lead people to believe the issue has been resolved.

Repeat at whatever interval suits your situation. by waiting longer, say 2 - 3 months it will likely get more cycles before it is properly caught and repaired.
by weHaveNoWebMaster April 13, 2011
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condomballoon

balloon in you're penis
crap I forgot to take off this balloon

hey boss I forgot to wear pants but goodly I am wearing this condomballoon
by darkprogamingalt September 2, 2021
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combombanation

A combonation of a whole lotta wacky stuff
The wacky science guy created a combombanation of stuff!
by ryan george conspiracist December 5, 2022
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Conbob

A circumstance, a situation, a variety of things combobulated into one.

It can quite often mean anything and everything.
It can also mean your opinion/advice.

Shortened version of "combobulation".

The N is in place of the M due to pronounciation preference of the creator of this word.

Rimsha - Creator of "Conbob"
"That's my conbob" or "that's my Conbob on it", or "that's the whole conbob"
by RimshaK March 4, 2024
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