complusterfuck

A complete cluster fuck

Trumps handling of covid-19 is a complusterfuck.

by LinguisticJuno August 11, 2020

Compure

Something that is completely pure

Jana's makeup makes her look rather compure, but we all know she's really not!

by JA_MA January 9, 2008

complutter

why waste breath saying complete and utter when you could say complutter?!?

" it's a complutter mess!!"

by hannah miller.s January 18, 2007

Complusmentus

Scottish for having about 20 pints but denying you are drunk.”I’m ok lads I’m complusmentus honestly”

What a session last night lads but the funny thing is I was still complusmentus walking home

by Jocky1976 June 9, 2018

comoturgery

The mass death of orphan babies in a hospital due to a power outage

Did you hear the news? There was a comoturgery at the hospital last night due to the storm

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

compergence

Pleasure derived from knowing your partner is sexually satisfied by another. This is common in open and polyamorous relationships. This is different from cuckholding since the partner doesn’t have to be present to experience compurgence.

Yesterday while I was at the spa, my husband got his dick sucked by his girlfriend and I felt compergence knowing he blew his load all over her tits.

by iwasbuiltforthis April 17, 2021

comeburger

Someone looking to move into a recently vacated position: an aspirant, particularly in the political sphere.
By analogy with "goneburger".

Now Judith Collins is goneburger, who will be comeburger? My money's on John Luxon. Or maybe Mark Mitchell.

by Terroin November 25, 2021