Edge computing

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.

If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.

by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018

Coonilingus

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'

1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"

by megan.w November 22, 2009

Comparing answers

Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.

Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.

by The Fo November 20, 2007

Antisocial Computing

(1) The act of opting to center one's attention on a computer, PDA, phone, or alternative source of digital media while in the company of others resulting in self-exclusionary behaviors
(2) Ineffective and inefficient multi-tasking, resulting in an unequal division of ones attention among one's company and gadgetry
(3) Self-imposed isolation resulting from an inability to detach oneself from ubiquitous digital temptations

Rather than spending time engaging in conversation with the rest of the family, Sigmund sat in the corner playing solitaire on his laptop. He continued to do so, until his antisocial computing was interrupted by an incoming text message he proceeded to read aloud, derailing the ongoing discussion from the sidelines...

by Han-Solo May 18, 2010

coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

compaling

complaining excessively over shit that doesn't matter

After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!

by Michael Dixon John Jay July 28, 2010

Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009