Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

Ciandeery

A mountainous character who is heavily reliant on his glasses, alcohol and hunter gatherer instincts in the pursuit of carrots. He is also known to transform into a tornado when confronted with any form of opposition to his personal views. He uses mathematical formulas to seek out the perfect mate. Known associate of Showens, Thumper (from Disney's Bambi), Jessica Rabbit, Buggs Bunny and Jevans. He is also widely thought to be the original carrier of myxomatosis, he did not succumb to the disease but instead decided to infect his fellow floppy-eared kin so he could assert dominance in the rabbit underworld. He is the founding member of the IRA (Irish Rabbit Army).

Quit acting the Ciandeery.

eg. Quit acting like a twisty rabbit mong.

by the people's champion 1994 March 10, 2013

commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)

Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005

Commander Erwin Smith

Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps, fast, quick thinking with a stunning intellect. His plans may not make much sense at the moment but he always has hidden ideals. His vast leadership skills are shown and put to the test when the female titan appears. Also the designer of the Long Distance Enemy Detection system, made to move a large group of troops by avoiding all titans if possible and relocating the direct path of the advancing units

commander Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps

by Lord of YOLO January 14, 2015

Camandermik

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!

"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"

by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

dance commander

This term refers to a song by electric six called dance commander. Anyone who is the leader of a dance could be refered to as the dance commmander. (dance commanda)

The dance commander will now command some dances!

by Zack Rasner July 6, 2006

The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.

'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'

by haribobo January 31, 2012