Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

columbine vore cult

I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.

- columbine vore cult

by kÿle June 6, 2019

Theresa Cummings

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

dick cummings

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

Colming

To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.

Colming : Merrick

by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

chumming the rooster

puking on the shaft while giving head

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.

by kingsmen January 10, 2014