Coonling

A young member of a black family.

"Hey Steve, that God damn coonling is running off with your wallet in the direction of KFC."

"Come back here with my fucking watermelon, you no good coonling!"

by arseholes1234 November 13, 2011

coonalingus

Oral sex with a black woman.

The difference between a black girlfriend and a black hooker is that you don't need to dig that nappy dugout and give the whore coonalingus.

by livefree September 20, 2010

Colonelism

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."

by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010

Conelingus

The act of moving your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. Remember to continuously return to her clitoris.

"Hey bro, my pc buddies need a different consent form for conelingus! "

by BruceWillis24 June 14, 2016

clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

coroneliness

when you feel super lonely during the time of COVID-19 because you are actually staying at home and take social distancing seriously

My coroneliness is killing me.

by MariaMuffinMonster March 31, 2020

CoronaLingus

In these uncertain times...replacing the typical dental dam with a sheet of plexiglass, latex gloves, face covering, and with hand sanitizer (at least 60% alcohol of course) standing closely by for a quick scrub up when you finish! A very intimate experience.

The new normal created by this pandemic will all have us thinking outside the box when engaging in CoronaLingus.

by Lainey Daddy May 22, 2020