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Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
by dan, todd January 15, 2007
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White-Collar Slave

A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.
"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."

"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."
by Mr Cnowledge July 24, 2014
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collar snafu

When you own several park hobo mongrels and someone breaks into your house and puts a collar belonging some other dog on one of your mongrels. Most common if none of your dogs are viable guard dogs.
Someone snuck into my house and put a collar for a dog named Hunny on Mila. Rufy was asleep on the job and let it happen. So I tell everyone it’s a collar snafu and they happen all the time.
by Mongrel-free February 2, 2022
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White Collar Steroids

When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.

Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.

Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
by Mike109999 August 1, 2020
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White Collar Survival Kit

I had to rush it this morning, so I forgot my White Collar Survival Kit!
by Rigoulot May 14, 2011
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Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

3 men, one in Florida, one in Califronia, and the other in North Carolina, talking everyday at work, on companies time, on msn instant messenger.

Our motto: Join us!
I hereby then bring to order the first meeting of the "Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter."
by Shannon, Chris, Kevin April 8, 2004
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White Collar Supremacy

The inherent belief that obtaining degrees or certifications make one more superior or more competent and/or deserving than others.
Why did the 99 percenters stop protesting the white collar supremacy way of life?
by Mr. Pibbles January 21, 2018
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