Colonese

The language spoken by one talking out their ass.

Bob: Did you get help from support with your computer problem?

Fred: No. They just gave me a bunch of Colonese...

by Schmax November 20, 2009

colsonests

a girl who has a god complex and isn't welcome on EST twitter, don't forget that she invented the color pink and literally owns every single picture of colson.

1: wait, who invented the color pink?
2: it's colsonests duh

by cactuspie January 23, 2021

Colonesian

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves

2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent

3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.

"Did you see that Destiny Church guy with that 'Kiwi not iwi' sign at the stop co-governance rally?"

"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"

by BroIsAfraid December 9, 2023

Colonesian

Noun

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who totally abandoned their indigenous knowledge, people and culture in favour of what they deem 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers
4. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who weaponises their indigeneity, as well as the tools of the colonisers, against their own people

Winston Peters (Māori politician from New Zealand): "Here's the rub if you are Māori. We are not indigenous (to New Zealand.)"

"Aye?!? That's some big colonesian energy, bro!"

by Bloody Sāmoan December 19, 2023

Body Coldness

Opposite of body heat. The effect your body has on a hot object when you are colder than it.

Davis really noticed his body coldness when the hot tub started cooling down.

by Wubeb March 13, 2018

3 Coldness Levels

The first 2 coldness levels are construction rocks the third coldness level is a woman's best friend in her engagement and wedding rings including super-hot-fly FemCee's diamond necklaces, and fly MC's bling Cuban link and Franco link chains and cross and Jesus medallions.

Re: (Threee Coldness Levals)

#Brick #Cinderblocks #Diamonds

The three winter weather temperatures are: Brick means it's cool outside, Cinderblocks means it's cold outside, and Diamonds means it's freezing outside.

The three common Winter weather patterns with and without snowstorms, blizzards, rain, sleet, hail, or ice storms; All must include winds.

Re: (Threee Coldness Levals)

3 Coldness Levels definition is: God and Mother Natures natural invisible rocks and stones in the airs of all the ten planets of The Milky Way galaxy solar system relating to Earth's first season of the year being Winter.

by Lloyd Brinks January 13, 2021

3 coldness levels

Level 1 40 to 59 degrees F outside and inside is Brick

Level 2 32 degrees F to 49 degrees F Cinderblocks outside and inside

Level 3 29 degrees F to below zero degrees F is Diamonds outside and inside

The term 3 coldness levels is defined by two construction rocks and one gemstone.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s 40 with a high of 59 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s brick.

Nick Purcell, You man it’s 32 with a high of 49 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s cinderblocks.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s zero with a high of 29 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s diamonds.

by Nick Purcell April 24, 2022