Fort Covington, NY - it's a town just as redneck as it sounds. With one street light, one gas station, one grocery store and one pizzeria, there are plentiful action-packed things to do and see for the 32 people that live in this podunk town. Fifty percent of the locals are above 70 years of age and have never left the town...even for a vacation. The other fifty percent are two-teethed rejects of life that spread their legs for money and live off the welfare system. Yes, this place sure has its charm. Well, no one comes to visit, and those who pass through it barely noticed. The stench of cow shit in the summer may have gotten a passerby's attention, but for the most part - only Indians make their way through Fort Covington, only to go to Canada and smuggle huge amounts of stank weed into the country for double the price. Ahh, the beautiful cow country, dirty Salmon River, and muffin topped ladies pushing strollers of rugrats down Route 37. This town is the pride of the North Country, for sure.
A driver and passenger are cruising down Route 37 and spot a road sign for Fort Covington up ahead.
The car's passenger waits 5 seconds and asks if they had reached the town yet.
But the driver says to the passenger, "Dude, we passed it four seconds ago. Didn't you see that nasty fat bitch licking a custard outside of Leroux's. She's the town judge."
The car's passenger waits 5 seconds and asks if they had reached the town yet.
But the driver says to the passenger, "Dude, we passed it four seconds ago. Didn't you see that nasty fat bitch licking a custard outside of Leroux's. She's the town judge."
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Covington, Kentucky is a city bordering Cincinnati, Ohio. To most, Covington, and the near Newport, Kentucky, have unofficially become part of Cincinnati.
From Northbout I-75, as you're going down the hill just as you're about to enter Covington, you can see a great view of Cincinnati.
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1) I did such a Coddington and caused the chernobyl blast
2) I did such a Coddington and Started WW2 - Hitler
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3) Chanting your own name, when doing avergae at a task
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Get the Covington mug.Corkington is related to that of the late artist, Angelini Corkingtonio, who during the early 17th was interested in the development of silly and goofy paintings of cats and vegetables. Corkington was his art style. Corkingtonio also started messing around with his neighbors during the late 17th when he was becoming decrepit, by throwing eggs that his chicken had just laid into his neighbor's house. Corkingtonio's last wish was that he wanted to be remembered as an artist and a prankster, and right before he died his final words were, "I have corked sufficiently."
One friend is talking to the another friend about Angelini Corkingtonio and then out of the blue, one friend will just start screaming and writhing "IM CORKING, IM CORKING, OMG, IM CORKING" then a second later, everything will be normal. A person who has just corked will have been the CORKINGTON of that situation, because they would have corked. However, there are some uses for corkington that are looked down upon in the community:
For example, if I would have started corking in church, I would be excommunicated from the Corkington community, and I would have been banned from all the Corkington meetings.
For example, if I would have started corking during a family gathering with my grandma there, it would have been taboo, however, if no grandparents were there, it would been socially acceptable to cork in front of my cousins and parents.
For example, if I would have started corking in church, I would be excommunicated from the Corkington community, and I would have been banned from all the Corkington meetings.
For example, if I would have started corking during a family gathering with my grandma there, it would have been taboo, however, if no grandparents were there, it would been socially acceptable to cork in front of my cousins and parents.
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