Colander

You can drain rice. When it fills up, your most loved one is gone too! Share this to start a vegan life.

A: Have- have- have you seen the colander, I want to drain the rice.
B:Sure, it is in the garage.

by MIGegt October 15, 2021

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

like sugar in a colander....

when a massive crowd is funneled into a small passageway.

courtney kelly and michael mcswain are like sugar in a colander.....

by royal robinson August 5, 2011

Colandate

The act of using a colander.

"Oh I just colandated the pasta"
"Can you colandate the pasta for me?"
"While I'm colandating the pasta can you take the garlic bread out the over?"

by WordWizzard42 April 8, 2023

Colander

A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.

Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!

by GrooveTorped March 28, 2021

Colander

Macaroni stay, water go to hell.

Use a Colander to strain the noodle water.

by JoeyDGumba December 12, 2025