verbal copulation

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties

Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

by Matsumoto111 July 1, 2010

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

Codulation

The act of perfoming "COD" otherwise known as Call of Duty. This term applies to any COD such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or any other form of COD on any console or computer.

Gotta run, I got a Codulation session planned tonight.

by natejont November 15, 2009

Cockblocking coalition

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring

Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.

by EddieWins September 10, 2019

Christian Coalition

to ignore the constitutional foundation of seperation of church and state

pat roberson blamed 9/11 on gays and abortionists...never forget,never forgive

by last angry man July 23, 2004

citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.

Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed

by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

Ricer Citation

A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.

note: there are different version of the ricer citation.

"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."

Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"

_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------

-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank

_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------

_Less than desirable paint job---------

-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------

_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------

_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------

-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----

_Incorrect badging:--------- ----

-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______

_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------

-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --

"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."

Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -

Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet

Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping

Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra

Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____

Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.

Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.

Joe: Good Idea!

by 2006_Mustang_GT September 11, 2006