Gobble my Coggle

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*

"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle

by YungHoratio February 17, 2019

Chogglestick

a stupid or idiotic person. A pillock

you complete chogglestick!

by Muggins02 July 9, 2019

Flaggle caggle

flaggle caggle is a phrase usually said at the end of something such as a description, paragraph, a script, and a outro!

I love to eat tacos with extra cheese and... yeah Flaggle caggle goodbye!

by That1guy64 July 2, 2019

croggled

crooked, unformed or misformed, poorly made, shapeless, broken

That building was a croggled mess after the earthquake.

The mutant's fingers were croggled.

by k. d. August 11, 2006

Cougler

Cougler (adj.)is a young male who is attracted to cougars (An older woman who looks to pick up younger men), because he enjoys the experience factor and the excitement that is associated with the chase. some guys even though they could get young women they only go after hot older women these are couglers.

Hey man, your friend slept with my mom last night that douche bag is such a Cougler.

by Mike the Cougler February 27, 2009

COGGERS

A BetterTTV emote made by user underflowR on 3/24/2018, this emote is a simple derivative of Poggers by putting the Poggers emote on a cog, with the name being a portmanteau of the two.

Because of its similarity to Poggers, it's often used in a similar fashion to Poggers (i.e. excitement), though with an emphasis on mechanics.

*something insane happens on stream*
Chat: COGGERS

by GeSix November 7, 2020

cogglefaggot

A man who's brain activity is equivalent to to a teaspoon of human jizz.

You fucking cogglefaggot, why did you put orange juice in your cereal.

by zodiac_man September 3, 2020