Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

conjunction

Somethning that joins/connects or a simultaneous occurrence of events.
Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.

I, M.Verver, am a remarkable conjunction of various talents.

by M.Verver September 1, 2009

Confuction-Nonsense

1) A word made up by a man with a less than average brain who resides somewhere Guyana which has taken Facebook by storm as to how stupid some people can be.
2) A Word now used to describe the stupidity that comes out some person's mouth.

1) There is no such word as Confuction-Nonsense.
2) You talking a whole bunch of Confuction-Nonsense.

by twavis January 21, 2020

Conjunction Junction

The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...

by JeffyFanatic5000 August 27, 2021

Confuction zone

A busy construction zone. A high traffic area.

We will never get out of this confuction zone!
This confuction zone will take forever!

by Brian Keim November 9, 2007

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.

When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

Confunction nonsense

Guyanese dumbass word which means stupidness

This is total confunction nonsense

by Yuh modda January 25, 2020