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flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft
They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.
by The Return of Light Joker February 3, 2012
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coffin sex

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.
A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.
by un-named August 29, 2006
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cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin
"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"
by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007
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coming out of the coffin

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.
person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"
by kep john May 14, 2014
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Coffin Dance

I do enjoy coffin dance. It can never die, since if it does, it plays at its own funeral and is revived.
by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance July 9, 2020
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caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.
I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
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Coffinmouth

The almost inevitable consequence of a Seattle speedball. It's the noxious combination of cottonmouth and coffee breath that's foul enough to wake the dead (which, coincidentally, is what people nearby might think you're trying to do).
My boyfriend tried to kiss me this morning after taking a Seattle speedball, but his coffinmouth made me feel like I was being tongue-punched by a stoned zombie; Crest, or holy water, are recommended solutions.
by Penguigeon October 15, 2014
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