coffdart

Shorthand for saying "coffee and cigarettes" (as "dart" is a term commonly used to describe cigarettes in Australia).

"Hey, lets go for a coffdart. I'm totally ceebzed with work". Alternatively: "Feel like a coffdart?"

by Obiter December 5, 2013

coffeerection

Coffeerection is basically when someone gets really interested or excited about coffee.

I think Shasha has a coffeerection, she has no chill while talking about coffee!

by coffeerection April 30, 2015

coffeeaholic

Someone addicted to drinking coffee.

Sharon- "Ashley is such a coffeeaholic"

by YoItsash July 26, 2016

coffeesation

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

coffeerexia

When you routinely skip meals and get your calories from coffee instead, resulting in an unhealthy lifestyle. This might be intentional, as part of an unhealthy diet.

If I continue to drink black coffee and skip breakfast, I am going to get sick, I don't want to get coffeerexia

by Rego-Ragious January 10, 2019

Coffeeable

The term used to describe a girl or a boy that is newly single and can be taken out for a coffee as an initial date as opposed to "just friends"

Hey, that girl in my class broke up with her bf last week. She's finally coffeeable

by Kidah April 21, 2011

coffeegrinder

A really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim's forehead and crushes them with his dick.

I honestly hope no one has ever performed the sex act known as the coffeegrinder.

by Mr. K May 16, 2004