cockportunity

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.

cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.

by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010

Coxpert

Someone who is an expert on the subject of penises (Cock Expert = Coxpert).

Greg: the average penis size is...
Barnaby: Shut up Greg you coxpert!

by Mountainous Greatape July 24, 2009

cockport

The vocal orifice of someone who's talking mad bullshit.

"Dude, shut your fucking cockport!"

by Jimmy Jazz May 13, 2005

cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

Cockport

Refers to a girl's vagina

Hi Baby, mind if I dock in your cockport?

by MSCE July 20, 2008

cockspectation

Expectation held by the penis. An erect penis clearly has cockspectations of receiving some attention.

Intellectually, I realize that she would be a damaging person to have a relationship with, but I have overwhelming cockspectations of her that are driving me to tap that.

by nl-mc November 17, 2011

Cockpermit

The act of enabling people to screw.

Opposite of cockblock.

“He’s such a cockpermit — he turned on sexy music and left the room.”

by Incrediboyman December 7, 2018