Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

cockulating

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

by teehee23 November 2, 2011

cockula

A woman who likes to give oral, and does it well.

Man that cockula could suck the head off a quarter and keep going.

by Killer Bunnies January 3, 2008

Coceular

Adjective
Pronounced: "coke-u-lar"

Amazing to the point that other words can't describe the situation, action or feeling. Describes everything that can't be explained otherwise.

John: That game was so, so, I don't know?! I can't explain it.
Alex: Coceular?
John: Exactly! That game was so Coceular!

by Luxwithme January 21, 2008

Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019

cocklard

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

by cleitophon December 31, 2007

Count Cockula

Count Cockula, lord and ruler of the species fagotus vampirus was once the leader of the vampires named dracula until having sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids, he must now survive by sucking blood from cocks. he is belived to be the last of his kind due to the all gay male population

Jakob- " the other day me and my bf were role playing, he was count cockula.. needless to say i needed stitches"

by Nuasair December 25, 2009