cockwatch

A ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male's penis as a part of foreplay. The male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.

Stephanie cockwatched Paul.

by Paul Cropptis April 23, 2006

cock snatch

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.

Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!

by Dave Perala September 2, 2008

Cockwatcher

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.

Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.

by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cocksnacker

someone who eats cock as often as eating snacks.

Cocksnacking is an art form when it comes down to avoiding to srcape the penis with your teeth.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.

"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"

by Teekizzy December 28, 2011

Cockswitch

When a man is pounding a woman from behind, he pulls out and lets his bud come in and pound her.

Man 1: Yo i still owe you 20 bucks

Man 2: Why man 1

Man 3. Thanks for the cockswitch

by JohnnyRape December 27, 2011