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cocksteady

when you are attempting to do something stupid that could end in unbelievable success or failure and you need the chats approval
Ayoo chat is this cocksteady?!?
by cruebot July 16, 2023
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COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.
Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.
by FLACE February 24, 2010
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Cockabaloo

millie was a cockabaloo today
by --Lulu-- April 24, 2009
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Cockbadger

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.
1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!
by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006
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Cockbadger

a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.
Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.
by eSt0r` April 9, 2004
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cocksavage

the boyfriend of Mr. Buttsavage from the Nickelodeon show Doug
Mr. Bone secretly wanted to get in Mr. Buttsavage's pants, but he knew that Mr. Cocksavage would somehow find out.
by Dead Cousin Ted January 27, 2012
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cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.
\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!
by Muff Mania September 13, 2007
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