cockpunch

Occasionally an irreverent imaginary drink, largely signifying online congeniality.

"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com

"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com

by j December 2, 2004

Cockpunch

Semen, ejaculate, nut, sperm, jism.

"Last night, Lisa blew me and drank my cockpunch."

by Doward March 12, 2008

Cockpunch

While having sex with a female (preferably doggy style), when you are about to climax you thrust as hard as you can into the girls clitoris and propel her off the bed face first into the floor. A brutal but very pleasurable sexual maneuver if done correctly

Bob: Man I was in this bitch so hard last night that I cockpunched her ass off the bed
Bill: Damn dude, looks like you won't be needing sex for a longg time

by Paulybawlz May 18, 2014

Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.

Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.

by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006

Coochpunch

When aggravated by a girl you perform a spinning uppercut punch to the female genitalia. Kind of like a Lightning uppercut by Kazuya Mishima from Tekken.

Christina- "I HATECHU!"
Me - "COOCHPUNCH!" bam

by pacoooooooooooo!!!!!!!! May 1, 2010

Norsworthy Cock Punch

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010