A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.
Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"
Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"
Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"
Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"
Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"
Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
by Ross March 15, 2005
"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com
"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com
"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com
by j December 03, 2004
While having sex with a female (preferably doggy style), when you are about to climax you thrust as hard as you can into the girls clitoris and propel her off the bed face first into the floor. A brutal but very pleasurable sexual maneuver if done correctly
Bob: Man I was in this bitch so hard last night that I cockpunched her ass off the bed
Bill: Damn dude, looks like you won't be needing sex for a longg time
Bill: Damn dude, looks like you won't be needing sex for a longg time
by Paulybawlz April 03, 2014