Cocky

Someome who thinks they're better than everyone and always talks shit.

"Temuulen Iderzul is a cocky bastard."

by TisAFag April 1, 2015

cocknative dissonance

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknitive

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

by A squared April 20, 2015

cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

by Cock Neck July 24, 2012

cocknasty

Nastier than the nastiest thing you can imagine. It's not just nasty, it's cocknasty.

Matt- I just farted.
Chris- Your flatulance is cocknasty!

by Snug-E Bling May 12, 2009