cocknapstickulation

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.

After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.

by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010

Cockleplop

Cockleplop is an affectionate term of endearment for ones best buddy.

Also another term for an idiot.

Alright, me cockleplop...

Oh Trevor! you spilt the milk, you cockleplop...

by Grannytrevor February 26, 2011

cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

by warren November 26, 2002

cockapoo

A Cockapoo or Cockerpoo is a cross-bred dog, created by crossing a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle, in most cases the Miniature Poodle. Breeders usually try to retain the small build of the spaniel, while retaining the wavy quality of the Poodle's coat.

We just got a new dog, it's a cockapoo.

by Haysupz August 3, 2005

Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

Cockapoopoopeepeeshire

One of two names the early settlers of Rhode Island considered naming it. According to Family Guy anyway.

So what do we call this state? Lets flip. Heads, Rhode Island. Tails... Cockapoopoopeepeeshire.

by Yams January 22, 2008

Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.

"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."

by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013