cock up

to mess something up. used primarily in England

also see fuck up

past tense: cocked up

That flaming retard Bush sure cocked up that war!

by Kono January 23, 2004

Cock ups

An exercise for the penis, very similar to curl ups for the abs

Damn! Billy just did 35 cock ups in a row, he's in great shape down there!

by IZ93 April 14, 2010

cock up

is when your working on sumthing and you fuck it up

your working on a peice of work nd you fuck it up good,

"oh decent cock up"
or
"fuck i cocked that right up" etc

by wattsy.08 May 09, 2008

Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 05, 2010

Cock-Up

A complete push up except without using one's hands, and instead using one's cock.

That fools doing cock-ups, is that even possible?

by Toxic Rage November 20, 2004

cock up

When you're getting a slight boner in public, and you go into the bathroom and flip it north so it is held up by your pants. Usually is held up by tightening your belt.

"Dude, I had the worst cock up today".

by buttholebabbbyyyyyyy February 19, 2015

Cock Up

(1) (Noun) The act of not fully inserting one's penis in an other's vagina or anus until about to cum and then just before one is going to cum, the full erection is thrust into the vagina or anus. (2) (Verb) To not fully insert one's penis in an other's vagina or anus until about to cum and then just before going to cum, the full erection is thrust into the vagina or anus.

The girl thought he was fully inside her while having sex until he gave her a cock up.

by Dieselboi February 02, 2010