Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

Cock Lobsters

Cock Lobsters are craps.

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.

by Zaggerty September 24, 2005

cocklobster

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron

Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?

by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009

cockmobster

a dirty mexican who runs a cockfighting ring out of the back of his bodega.

Man, I owe that cockmobster thirtyfive pesos, or else he has my eyes pecked out...

by Yuengling September 26, 2003

Cocklobster

When you get sunburn on your penis

He went to a nude beach and now has got a cocklobster

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Cocklobster

A female or gay man who is basically attached to any cock. They have no shame. Synonym of whore or slut.

DAMN, YEA I KNOW ALLY SHE IS A STRAIGHT COCKLOBSTER.

by Dirtyasclean January 30, 2026

Clocklobsters

Noun

A bigger, more fierce version of general crabs

"she gave ya clocklobsters bro, they make a cream for that"

by CooperMotorsports February 17, 2024