Captain hard cock

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

by Snookerface April 23, 2009

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

captian small cock

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

by jillabc March 22, 2008