A satanic sexual pleasure device worn during the 1800's to increase a mans orgasm. The device houses a hole for the male's penis, aswell as two lead weights on either side. These weights, when pulled up and released, drive into the testicles of the user. The blinding pain, aswell as orgasming, shows the true meaning of "Pain for Pleasure".
However due to health risks of imploding genitails, the fabrication of this device was halted.
Named after its creator, Colm J. Ruddger Cochrane, the Cochrane, or Cock-Ram was a major hit in the opium bars around the time. Only allowed to be preformed in the company of three or more gentleman.
However due to health risks of imploding genitails, the fabrication of this device was halted.
Named after its creator, Colm J. Ruddger Cochrane, the Cochrane, or Cock-Ram was a major hit in the opium bars around the time. Only allowed to be preformed in the company of three or more gentleman.
Thou hast seen thyself cochraning on a dubious amount of thine time. 1800's.
My uncle Cyrus tried out an old Cochrane, but after the blood-curdling screams I knew something wasn't quite right.
My uncle Cyrus tried out an old Cochrane, but after the blood-curdling screams I knew something wasn't quite right.
by Caffo September 21, 2008
n. to have a moment of unbelievable clarity brought on by truth or undeniable facts and sometimes having a slightly humorous effect. (In reference to the late great Johnny Cochran's defense of O.J. where he put the haton his head and the gloves on his hands and said 'If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.'"
After group discussion, I had a cochran and then subsequently suggested that it's in our best interests to have an orgy together. I mean Dan is gay-curious, Sharon is bi,and my wife and I are free lovers.
by bob digitech August 09, 2008
The childish act of having a tantrum and supergluing your penis to someone else’s personal belongings In a desperate attempt of some recognition.
Yo did you hear of the guy who got caught cochraning himself to another persons tool box? So tragic
What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
by Two stroke September 24, 2020
another name for penis or dick that came from the last name of a vice principal everyone hated and wasnt sure if "it" was a male or female vice
by free2rhyme27 August 22, 2008
Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016
Late 50s rock'n'roll musician who performed excellent tunes like "Something Else" and "C'mon Everybody". Though he was only around twenty when he recorded, his voice sounds much older. Sadly, Eddie died in a car wreck when he was only twenty-one years old.
Eddie Cochran was a great musician, but seems to be overshadowed by the success of more popular rock'n'roll singers like Elvis and Buddy Holly.
by Rhymin' Simon July 30, 2009
A boy with a lot of thoughts. He has many friends, and is known to be a "Heart throb". He is very attractive, smart and athletic. All of the boys want to be him. He is always there for his friends, he will make you laugh and comfort you better than anyone else. He's a HUGE flirt!! Girls cry, scream, and drool over him. Girls will go crazy to get this kid. He is usually very perverted and knows what he wants. He is never afraid to say what he feels/thinks, and usually gets what he wants. He is also someone that everyone that everyone wants to meet and have a good relationship with. He may also be a little strange at times, but you can get use to it. Also be warned, if you are on his bad side he can get you "good"...
Girl 1:"Who the hell is that crazy kid over there...?"
Girl 2:"I don't know but he's kinda cute..."
Cameron Cochran: "Hey ladies, Lets commit the perfect crime: You steal my heart and I'll steal yours. ;)"
Girl 2:"I don't know but he's kinda cute..."
Cameron Cochran: "Hey ladies, Lets commit the perfect crime: You steal my heart and I'll steal yours. ;)"
by SomePersonYhuDontKnow... June 20, 2012