Couch Orgy

When too many people are on a couch than said couch was desigined to fit.

Dude, we're sitting with six other people on a couch that seats two. what a couch orgy.

by Oscar tha grouch April 5, 2010

cooch (or coochie)

Of or pertaining to a woman's sexual orifices or region. Not usually used in a derogatory or derisive fashion. Rather, the meaning has subtle references to pleasure and often of respect or reverence.
Plural - coochies -
Hist. - derivation of 20's and 30's Entertainers known as "Hoochie -Coochie Girls."

After a long session with her fiance, speaking of her own anatomy, L'Keisha said,
"I am so tired and funky... I just can't wait to jump into a hot tub, scrub myself good and clean my coochie!"

by Michael F. Porta February 4, 2005

couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.

Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."

by ratchattack January 5, 2016

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

Cooch Co-op

A three persons sex act involving double vaginal penetration .

Taken from the video game term for local multiplayer or "couch co-op ".

"That girl I met last week is crazy, she's well up for a threesome!

Wanna come over for some cooch co-op?"

by Brodos June 28, 2017

Couch It Out

When someone sits (or lays) on the couch all day instead of doing something productive.

Jared: "Are you gonna go out to the bar today and watch the game?"

Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009