Coconuts

Usually found in tropical places, unless they migrate or are carried by a sparrow. They can be cut in half and banged together to mimic a horse in case you don't have the budget for a real one.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (do del le do) There they are standing in the road. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.

Coconuts by xWolfiex August 23, 2011

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coconuts

A word meaning boobs.

her coconuts kept showing coz we cant afford any bigger sized bras and tank tops.

coconuts by nobody else here April 17, 2017

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coconuts

The combination of cocaine and blunts, which will get you mad stoned, ie. a good time.

We burned some mad coconuts last night

coconuts by Kevin Smyth November 6, 2006

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Coconuts

1. Fruit produced from a tropical palm tree.

2. A slang word referring to breasts.

3. A puzzlingly atrocious song by Kim Petras. Although Petras performed the song live on MTV EMA 2021, it is unavailable on streaming platforms, supposedly set to release sometime in 2022. The song is a blatant and tasteless ode to artist’s breasts—her “Coconuts.” Despite the song’s comically poor lyrics, sound, and concept, Petras successfully garnered attention for it via TikTok. Partially available as a sound on the app, virtually every single creator who uses it in a video will be graced by a comment from Petras herself. The verdict is still out on whether this is a genuine effort on the artist’s part, or some type of sociological study weighing the public’s preference for good music against a desire for clout.

My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth. (Petras, Kim. “Coconuts.”)

Coconuts by Invidiosa November 28, 2021