CNA

Certified nursing assistant, or someone who washes bedpans.

rick: look at this mole, do you think it's cancer?
bob: I can ask my girlfriend, she's a CNA.
rick: shut up fuckhead, a CNA is someone who washes bedpans for a living.

by SeanH October 5, 2004

CNA

CNA = cock noshingly awesome.

I like to suck dicks, I like football.

Football is like sucking dicks to me.
Football is CNA.

by retardsmasher March 29, 2011

CNA

CNA stands for Certified Nursing Assistant. These are people who are underpaid and usually underappreciated. They work hard, doing the menial or unpleasant jobs which, if they weren't done would make the patients life intolerable. They usually carry out their work with no fuss and are frequently moaned at by the patients they look after. Nurses tend to look down on them, and it was possibly from this quarter that they received the sobriquet 'Cleaner of Nasty Arses'.

When my Gran was in hospital, there was this CNA who was brilliant. She looked after my Gran as if she was her own.

by Croatalin January 23, 2014

CNA

A female woman typically in her 20s but can extend to later years. Usually thinks her job is the hardest, but the only thing hard in her life is all the dick she takes.

I hear they are hiring cna's down at nursing home for some HANDS on work with the older gentlemen.

by ballsackpenisfucklick October 7, 2021

CNA

A dirty bitch that most likely takes care of your grandma in the most poorest way he/she possibly can. Because theyre trash. And smelllike fish and cucumbers.

That bitch ass CNA with the fat ass at that nursing home down the street didn't give my granny a bath. Now the whole building smells like fish and cucumbers. I'd fuck that CNA though

by MajinZhu September 17, 2020

CNA

Commit No Air

RK 1: "I hat u, u should CNA"
RK 2: "#### you ##### ####### ######## ### ####"

by Treebaker111 December 8, 2020

CNA

The career chosen by all bitches who have sucked enough penises to acquire such certificate. Particularly a woman who posts in her scrubs on social media like she's a nurse but in reality just wiped an old niggas ass.

I earned my CNA yall.

by Mayor Meez August 4, 2022