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Clusterphobic

1. An acute fear that certain types of social or performance situations will definately go bad leading to avoidance behavior.
2. Irrational anxiety elicited by even the thought of exposure to an insuing cluster-fuck.
My sister is so clusterphobic, every time she is asked to help plan an event or holiday party she will throw a shoe just trying to run away.
by javapunkster August 21, 2009
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Clusterphobic

The point and time when a situation becomes "Too Much". The breaking point where you feel like you must get out now, or you might start to panic. Similar to claustraphobia, however it usually involves a Cluster-Fuck situation.
Girl we are about to have to go right now. I'm about to get clusterphobic.
by ATLFINEPEACH January 19, 2008
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cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests
Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since
by worderamma December 13, 2009
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clusterphobic

Someone who hates crowds or crowded places. Often times these are people who have a deep seated need for personal space and/or dislikes the mob mentality of large masses of humanity.
She doesn't go to movies on opening night because she's clusterphobic.

Nah, he'd hate the French Quarter... As clusterphobic as he is, he'd prolly start a fight.
by Siege of August Skye June 6, 2005
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Clausterphobic

Being afraid of Santa Claus (per Jason Mendoza on "The Good Place")
"Clausterphobic; who would be afraid of Santa Claus? Oh, The Jewish."
by florenson October 6, 2018
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Closeterphobia

An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).
My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.
by brimism December 22, 2008
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Clusterphobic

Having endured so many fuck ups, Bob has become clusterphobic.
by Bob Velvetta November 24, 2018
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