clusterflop

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

by Macsloan December 21, 2013

cluster

A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

Cluster F-Bomb

The application of this unique Variation of the traditional F-Bomb is quite theraputic when applied in the right situation see the example provided

Paddy .. (Drops Iphone-5 Breaking It .. Cluster F-Bomb Begins) .. Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck.. what the fuck... fuck this fuckin'... how the fuck did it fuckin' fucks... FUCK!

Charlie .. Did that help at all?

Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better

by BoxingDayButImNotKeenOnSprouts November 27, 2013

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

cluse

Short for the term recluse, refering to someone who is anti-social or prefers solitude over the company of friends.

"Dang, Paul didn't go out last night, he's such a cluse"

by Lance Johnson June 12, 2005

clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.

This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006