clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.

Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.

by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017

clerm

Any unidentified white substance, especially that which is found in Steven's home.

Steven, you're cat just ate the clerm again...

Oh yeah, he always does that. I hate him.

What's clerm?

That stuff. Duh.

by bingbopbobebi January 30, 2009

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

clumkt

An individual that unwittingly has sexual relations with a sibling.

Can't believe Dan pulled a clumkt last week at the party. Who knew he had a half-brother from Ecuador.

by Flatulent Mascot August 16, 2021

Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

Clurds

Everyone on the planet agrees this is probably the worst video made on YouTube that still exists today.

I watched clurds and I now have constant thoughts of a mass shooting.

by trollface moment March 8, 2022