The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
by wopdonk May 7, 2008
Get the clumsy pelicanmug. Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
by HM2013 June 2, 2020
Get the Clumsy Squirrelmug. by John Katards May 20, 2009
Get the clumsy heartmug. The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.
by Psycholi February 20, 2023
Get the russian clumsinessmug. The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
by Zarathud December 10, 2010
Get the Morning Clumsinessmug. The act or state of being both dextrous and bumbling at the same time, or in close succession; performing a blunder, immediately followed by an impressive act of agility.
His glasses flew from his hand as he wildly gesticulated his point, yet he managed to swoop down and catch them before they hit the ground.
"Deft and clumsy at the same time" remarked his colleague, smirking.
"Deft and clumsy at the same time" remarked his colleague, smirking.
by E_XIII December 5, 2012
Get the Deft and Clumsymug. The embodiment of Jesus Christ, he can make content so good only rivalled by Ltn and also he follows the great dylmixOnYT so I am definitely not biased
by DylmixOnYT November 22, 2020
Get the Clumsy nonamemug.