Clum

When a girl is eating nachos in the dark in bed and gets asked if she is gonna drop a crumb? Confused by this the girl says no but accidentally calls it a Clum after realizing the mistake giggles and says "Fuck"

You gonna drop a crumb?
No way only idiots drop Clums

by Leo jr March 15, 2020

Clum

When you cum and calm yourself at the same time with weed

Last night I clum all over myself and your bed

by Lynnlovebug3 August 11, 2017

Clum

People who have a backwards brain use this word.
Clum means something, I forgor💀

Clum means uhh, don't remember frr

by Hiwstdastn February 17, 2022

Clum

clitoral cum.

1. Clumato juice - it is not just for Mexicans anymore.
2. After I fingered her, it was ideal, because she clummed on my penis.
3. I took a birdbath to get the clum off.

by rhetttt May 14, 2016

Clum

Clum = Clown cum

I love Pennywise fanfictions, I just wan him to clum on me

by NuclearKärring December 2, 2017

Clum

An obnoxious idiot who is constantly jagging into things, spilling things and being an all round fuckup. WARNING ⚠️ do not fuck a clum!

Jerry: Jesus Kevin, this is a threesome not an orgy you clum!

Susan:Kerry is such a dumb clum, she walked right into a tree.

by Agatha Vontrapp August 26, 2018

Clum

Cold, clotted, thickened semen or cum.

"Please, get off the bed Johnny. Your stomach hair is covered in clum."

by Trickla Bickla March 1, 2021