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clit clunking

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.
*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009
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caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.
Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
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Clurking

You can tell that guy is clurking on those girls because he has his penis in his hand.
or
Jane: Who is that guy in the bushes?
Julie: He is totally clurking on us! Like OMG!!
or
Cody who lives on our floor
by Max Lynn "Cabbage" Savage October 1, 2009
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Cluck,Clucking

The act of selling anything and or everything one owns to support their meth addiction.
That Tweeker is clucking her baby's formula for a nickel of shit.That Ho just tried to cluck her baby's formula for a nickel of shit,I asked her for a blow-job instead.
by Andy "DopeFeeen" P. February 27, 2004
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i hear you clucking big chicken

Person 1: Gas prices are way too high.
Person 2: I hear you clucking big chicken.
by hattrickcheeto December 9, 2008
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culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.
by PAK65 July 9, 2011
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Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.
by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010
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