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Clown shoes 

When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.

Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
Clown shoes

Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga

Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga

Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.

His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.

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Clown shoes by True deff December 30, 2018

Clown Shoes 

Goofy as fuck looking, and serves no porpouse but to make people laugh!!
Flavor Flav is a pair of Clown Shoes what else can i say....YEAH BOOOY!!!!

clown shoes 

things that are big, stupid, and come in pairs.
John and his girlfriend got arrested for having sex on a playground swing set. What a coupla clown shoes.
clown shoes by disastrid February 24, 2004

clown shoes 

(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.
"Don't listen to him, he's utterly clown shoes."
clown shoes by PlagueHeart May 23, 2007

clown shoes 

A description of an act; said act is absent of quality thought. Quality thought is replaced with an asinine, irrational, and shallow thought which produces a real shitbag of an act. The clown shoe-er from that point forward is thought by witnesses of the act to be, basically, an idiot.
Joey bringing up his sexual history with his new girlfriend's dad was clown shoes.
clown shoes by Ty Swenson September 18, 2008

Clown Shoes 

"Yo, man, let me get a box o' dem clown shoes."
Clown Shoes by JTits November 17, 2007