Clown Nose 

Slang for the foam cover placed on microphones to reduce plosives

This microphone needs a clown nose, because it's really weak to plosives

Clown Nose by Harked December 11, 2023

brown clown nose

The act of shoving you nose in your partners asshole and your nose becoming brown.

Oooo. Man I just got a Brown Clown Nose from Ashlee, it was awesome!

brown clown nose by Greengoo_876 May 23, 2014

Peanut butter and clown nose 

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

Peanut butter and clown nose by The aj gains November 28, 2020

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

Punching a one armed clown in the nose by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

Honking Clown Noses 

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

Honking Clown Noses by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

Clownosexual

A sexual orientation in which a male is sexually attracted to cake faces and plastic fantastic women. He is repulsed by the sight of a natural woman.

Why do so many people hate on clownosexuals as being superficial and shallow? Some people happen to lose it at the smell of fresh collagen, it is like an aphrodisiac! They have an appreciation of the art behind real life human caricatures Chemical paint and new technology body sculpting is art on humans!

Clownosexual by van.de.la.savane February 26, 2015