cloth talk

A DJ Khaled classic, meaning serious talk that gives you a 🔑 to success

Khaled: "Cloth talk comin soon"
*2 snaps later* Khaled: "Don't ever play yourself"

by WOLFPACK_life April 22, 2016

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

Clout Chaser

/klout 'CHāsər/ noun: a person who strategically associates themselves with the success of a popular person or a currently contemporary trend to gain fame an attention. This personality disorder is often resembled as, "riding the wave" without concern for damage or integrity. - Uncle Snoop

Celina Powell, Offset's alleged baby momma, was a clout chaser because she lied about being pregnant with Offset's baby for 9 months. She presented falsified evidence, went on social media and claimed the reports were true. She's a clout chaser because she did all that for 15 minutes of fame. Now no one even gives her the time of day 🤷🏾 ♂️

by UndrCovrBrthr13 July 17, 2018

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Clout Tokens

A unit used to express quantities of clout. Clout tokens can solely be lost/acquired through mass recognition of the public. (This mass recognition of the public is usually ignited by the recognition of an objective superior.) Clout tokens are either stolen or passed down. When one loses clout tokens, those tokens are dispersed and acquired in proportion to the level of responsibility one had in the loser's demise. If you are the beneficiary of this scenario, then you acquired your clout tokens by means of stealing. To acquire clout tokens that have been passed down, an objective superior, or giver, of clout tokens must show their recognition or interest. Although in a give/take relationship there will always be someone who gains and someone who loses, this is not the case with the distribution of clout tokens. In this scenario, the giver's clout tokens are not affected negatively and the receiver is the sole beneficiary. However, it is understood that the giver of clout tokens is responsible for any direct success that follows after their contribution. If this recognition is not given, beef ensues.

On a final note, clout tokens can be spent on getting a pass on controversial situations. For example, if someone has a high quantity of clout tokens, they can spend them on a metaphorical "Get out of Jail Free Card".

1.RiceGum stole Jake Paul's clout tokens after RiceGum's contribution Jake's demise.

2. XXXTENTACION is attempting to steal clout tokens from Migos after his assault.

3. After Trippie Redd featured 6ix9ine on a "Poles 1496", 6ix9ine obtained more clout tokens; however, 6ix9ine failed to recognize Trippie Redd for his subsequent success, so beef ensued.

4. Lil Pump was obtained some clout tokens after positive reviews on his self titled album.

5. Tay-K spent his clout tokens earned from his hit song "The Race" on a pass for his double homicide case.

by Hunter Leebz #JakePauler4Life November 16, 2017

clout demon

Someone who will kill someone for the highest tier or raw clout. Secretly loves clout and needs to feed off others to live.

Someone blows up on Youtube:
Jake: Hey wanna be friends.
Blow up: Hey
Jake:( im about to be a clout demon) Grabs a knife from his bag.

by clout chaser jake October 23, 2019

simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022