Clouncer

A really nice ass on a girl that claps and bounces at the same time.

Holy shit dude! That chick has a clouncer!

by Ganiel Damez October 11, 2012

Clonch

A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time

It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled

So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch

Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche

YOUR SAYING IT WRONG

The Clonch’s have a dog

by Basketball0535 February 5, 2019

clouch

Verb, to collapse on one's couch. Combination of the words 'collapse' and 'couch'.

"I'm so tired, I'm going to go home and clouch."

by Mad Max 90 October 20, 2011

clonch

n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.

I rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a mofo.

by Matt JH July 21, 2008

clonch

1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.

1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."

by brently d July 29, 2009

Cloutch

close and clutch

I was driving, talking on my phone, and lighting a cigarette, when I had to quickly swerve off road to avoid hitting a dog. It was so cloutch.

by Brian HeNorcross September 20, 2010

clunch

Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.

Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1

by The Wah January 3, 2007