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Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
by Conker1 October 4, 2018
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Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.
Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!
by Quagman November 27, 2012
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Get the Coitus Introductus mug.sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina
my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.
by hal March 25, 2004
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Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck
Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck
Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."
Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"
Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"
by Miq2u December 9, 2012
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