butt-cock

when someone tries (and fails) to bag every female possible because his friends dropped him

mickus fr fr becoming a butt-cock, this is why I don't talk to him anymore

by *Big J* March 10, 2022

cock munching butt slut

I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?

Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*

by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017

Butt Cluck

A sex position in which the dominant personality in the relationship is suspended from the ceiling from their wrists and ankles by bungee cords. They individual hanging from the ceiling bounces up and down penetrating in and out of the other lover’s hole, preferably the anus... Once the active participant has been stimulated to the point of orgasm, it is important not to miss the target.

So me and Susan tried the Butt Cluck last night and she loved it... but her asshole started bleeding afterwards. Damnit Butt Cluck.

by Booty Wrangler October 26, 2019

Cock-Munching-Butt-Skank

A word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn't have sex with him for his birthday.

Its okay, ____ is just a cock-munching-butt-skank. Hes going to get STDs soon anyway.

by Little.Miss.Bitch420 April 23, 2010

Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

butts o' clock

That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.

Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.

by bran muffins November 14, 2013

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009