Clob 

jonah and joel are clobs. fact.

you are a clob

Clob by sj12spn August 10, 2023

Clob Stomper 

Noun; someone who walks loudly; someone who cant walk quietly.

i can hear you walk, stop being a Clob Stomper

Clob Stomper by AirRick01 May 12, 2010

Clob Goblin 

A woman with very large, fake lips

"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"

Clob Goblin by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022

Slob Clob

The clothes you wear at home for the days you sit playing overrated console games, painting your toe nails and dancing around to Aretha Franklin songs.

Abbreviation of 'slob clobber', a slob being a slovenly individual, and 'clobber' being a slang word in Liverpool for 'clothes'.

Joan: "No, I'm not coming to the pub! I'm sitting here with a tatty head in my slob clob and I haven't brushed my teeth yet!"

Slob Clob by LittleLeigh September 26, 2010

clobber 

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering 

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011