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Clitini

The act of pouring Vodka over the clitorus letting it run into the vagina and drinking or lapping the Vodka untill gone.
I'll have a nice dry clitini, stirred not shaken please
by oldblueeyes April 8, 2009
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Clittityclick

The sound heard when a man is eating a pierced pussy.
I hear clittityclick when my clit ring is clicking against my husband's teeth as he eats my pussy.
by clitring July 25, 2009
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slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.
"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."
by master of the factory January 12, 2007
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clittit

The act of rubbing ones tit into the aroused clit of a female.

Hopefully 2 females but an overweight male could concievably perform this erotic at.
Dude the other day I saw two girls performing a clittit, I immediately blew my load in my pants.
by ey1383 October 5, 2007
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Clitton

n. clit-ten

Hillary Clinton, as refering to the female (clit(oris)) Clinton
John: Who are you voting for?
Dave: Clitton!
by Kax0r February 6, 2008
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Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'
by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010
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clittens

Kittens born to a cloned cat. (Coined by comedian Craig Ferguson on CBS's "The Late Late Show," 15 December 2006.)
What do you call a clone's kittens? Clittens?...Clittens! I'm such a cunning linguist.
by Mark Hertzog December 17, 2006
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